Because we’re a beercade, we’re pretty used to spending most of our days in a craft beer-induced fantasy land, so hosting a fantasy football draft wasn’t much of a leap. Like everything at HQ, we’re going big or going home so here are the rules for your Headquarters fantasy draft – the Shiva bowl is so close we can taste it…
RULE #1 – Friends Let Friends Make Crappy Picks: Did your opponent miss the latest ESPN news break that his favorite player got injured? This is a competition, not a boy scout meeting so keep those prime facts to yourself and watch him cry like a little girl as he figures it out.
RULE #2 – Pay Attention to Busts: Take your heads out of the gutter: We’re talking about those injury-prone and head-not-in-the-game players who you know won’t go far next season. Pay attention during the off-season so you don’t end up with the ‘sacko’! The draft is just beginning – keep up with the score all season long with NFL Redzone (also at HQ)!
RULE #3 – Choose Your Commissioner Very Wisely: Aside from choosing your favorite craft brew, your league’s commissioner is the most important choice you can make. The commissioner is responsible for keeping the league in order, so try to avoid that friend who is always short on cash when it comes time to pay the drink bill – and that guy who ‘accidentally’ set his girlfriends’ house on fire? Yeah, he’s out too. HQ has free pizza and draft boards for every team – does your commissioner’s basement have that??
RULE #4 – Drafts Need Crafts: The most important rule on this list, and the real reason why HQ is the best place for your draft: You can order a different craft beer for every pick. Give these men the honor they deserve with a proper cheers every five minutes. Fantasy football or not, the brews are always real.
Are you ready to spend football season at HQ? Email Brandon@capacitybars.com for more information and tell us about your league on Facebook and Twitter! #GameOn